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10 ways to tell if you're a geek workaholic
Oct 26th
- You eat all your meals in front of your computer (sure, you may watch YouTube, but you’re still in the workzone)
- You have a monitor tan
- You have blisters on your mouse hand – and it’s (probably) not from all the porn you watch…
- You can type 90+ words a minute while not looking at your keyboard, talking to someone and feigning interest in whatever they have to say, at once
- You have memorized all your favourite sites’ URLs… In bit.ly form!
- You use Twitter to ask your siblings/roommates/cohabitants to bring you toiletpaper
- You know all the tech-support guys at your ISP by name
- You ignore your bladder until the very last second, but only after you’ve at least started to compile your code… then run to the nearest bathroom
- You get anxious when your internet goes down, you’re away from your computer for more that an hour or if your mailserver has crashed
- You actually think people give a fuck about 10 ways to tell if you’re a geek workaholic
