1. You eat all your meals in front of your computer (sure, you may watch YouTube, but you’re still in the workzone)
  2. You have a monitor tan
  3. You have blisters on your mouse hand – and it’s (probably) not from all the porn you watch…
  4. You can type 90+ words a minute while not looking at your keyboard, talking to someone and feigning interest in whatever they have to say, at once
  5. You have memorized all your favourite sites’ URLs… In bit.ly form!
  6. You use Twitter to ask your siblings/roommates/cohabitants to bring you toiletpaper
  7. You know all the tech-support guys at your ISP by name
  8. You ignore your bladder until the very last second, but only after you’ve at least started to compile your code… then run to the nearest bathroom
  9. You get anxious when your internet goes down, you’re away from your computer for more that an hour or if your mailserver has crashed
  10. You actually think people give a fuck about 10 ways to tell if you’re a geek workaholic